My apologies, it has been brought to my attention that I have yet to introduce myself. My alias should be Jumbled Brain Jazzy but you, wonderful readers, can refer to me as Jazz. I’m an odd and unpredictable person as you will soon find out in my future posts, more importantly, I’m chock-full of random facts, and lastly I’m pretty amazing.  But enough about my ratings on the amazing scales, on to the good stuff.

I just moved into a new place of residence and so I’ve been cataloging some home décor ideas and I noticed I couldn’t go through a Better Homes and Gardens or a Crate and Barrel magazine without finding a bed or couch adorned with pillows. That got me thinking. Funny enough, the pillow originated as an accessory for the solely for the wealthy;  and as time progressed, attention was placed on the delicacy and elegance of the dyes and sewing techniques which led to pillows being viewed as pieces of artwork. Often pillows were simply hard boxes made from stone, wood, or porcelain instead of fabric and stuffed cotton as we know them today.

Evidently, pillows have come a long way. Instead of using them for strictly pieces of art, slumber, or as a confirmation of your wealth, I say, honor the serious histories your pillows endured for playtime. Slip a pillow underneath your lover’s hips to maximize penetration and provide a new angle for G Spot stimulation. Or place a pillow under his head while she’s on top for a better view and angle to stroke, touch, and fondle your lover.  Pillows also come in handy if you need additional back support during intercourse. Lying on a firm surface with pillows under your knees has been studied that this position relieves pressure off of the spine and restores the natural curve to the back.

Now I will admit, it takes a little bit of patience and creativity to incorporate pillows into intercourse.  If you find you’re getting frustrated and fizzled about what pillows to use, additional laundry cycles, or positioning, don’t fret! Try the Temptations Parties Wedge by Liberator to add the sizzle back in the bedroom. The Temptations Parties wedge is a cushion made of dense core foam to provide the support you need during those pleasure-maxing positions and it comes with a removable machine washable cover for easy cleaning. The wedge is an awesome accessory to own, remember “It’s all in the angles!”

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No, not like Angelina Jolie, Mick Jagger or Marilyn Monroe, but rather are you aware when your mouth is unsexy? We’re all human and I’m sure I’m not the only one who wakes up with funky morning breath, but before initiating or partaking in even the preliminaries of lovemaking, you should at least abide by these three tips to create a sweet palate for your lover to explore.

First, invest in an electric or sonic toothbrush. Compared to manual brushing, it is more effective in cleaning. It is proven that the electric and sonic toothbrushes result in better plaque removal, whiter teeth, and a fresher breath.

Next, swish and spit. Add mouthwash to your grocery shopping list. With regular uses of mouthwash after brushing not only are you guaranteeing sweet aromas to escape from your mouth but it gets rid of the plaque and gum problems that aid to an unsexy mouth.

And lastly, sip on some green tea. Amongst the many health benefits of green tea, it has been stated by Indian and Chinese practitioners that green tea assists in the depletion bacteria that causes bad breath. Add a dollop of honey to sweeten your tea and you’ll have an arsenal of bacteria fighting weapons as honey has been found to kill mouth bacteria and lower mouth acidity levels creating a more difficult environment for the bacteria to stick to.

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Bullets are one of the most common sex toys available today, but some women aren’t quite sure what to do with them. Even if you are familiar with them, maybe you can find a new use you never thought of!

1. Hold the bullet against the clitoris during sex. In the missionary position it will stay in place with less help. In the doggy style position have your partner reach around and hold it against you. Orgasm will come much easier with clitoral stimulation in addition to vaginal stimulation.

2. When performing oral sex on your man, use it around his testicles and anus and lockjaw will be a thing of the past! He can use it on you too during oral, rubbing it around your vagina and clitoris. His tongue will appreciate it as much as you will!

3. Use alone. A bullet is one of the most popular toys available for masturbation. Try starting off rubbing it along your inner thighs to build up excitement before moving on to the more obvious.

4. Use with an attachment. There are many sleeves and rings and such that are made to use along with a bullet. The Wittle Wabbit Sleeve is a favorite, with delightful ears to tickle your fancy.

5. Give him the remote. With a remote controlled bullet, put the bullet inside your panties and surrender to him!

6. Insert vaginally or anally, but make sure you are using a bullet with a cord before doing so. If he is up for it, insert it anally in him during sex- it will massage his prostate and blow his mind, but don’t expect it to last long!

7. Use on nipples. This is especially nice if you have two bullets. What could be better than one for each nipple while he takes care of you down below?

8. If you do have two, use on each other simultaneously.

9. Take your waterproof bullet in the bath or shower for some fun water play.

10. Use during a massage. The vibrations feel great on the sole of the feet and pressed against knots and tight muscles in the back.

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We’ve probably all encountered a man that is threatened by sex toys. He thinks you want a toy because he doesn’t please you, or that he won’t be able to compete with the toy, when the truth is sex toys can be used to enhance the pleasure of both partners. I don’t think any of us would rather have the toy than the man, but they sure can be great together.

            If you have been wanting to introduce toys to your relationship but are worried about how your partner will react, the trick is to start off slow. Don’t bring home a life sized penis shaped vibrator first, as he may view that as a replacement for him. You can get to that, but first you have to build the foundation.

            A great first “toy” for a couple is the Sensual Bath Set. It comes with a Kama Sutra of Sensual Bathing book, and a soft vibrating spa sponge and it’s built in water-resistant bullet. It’s cutesy and fun, nothing any man would be threatened of! Run a bath, light some candles, maybe put on some light music, and ask him to join you. Enjoy the bath for a bit and when he gets relaxed and in the mood start giving him his sponge bath! If he’s loving it, go wild! If he seems a little reluctant, just stick with his upper body for a bit, and then let him bathe you. He may just be more comfortable taking the lead himself.

            Later in the week read the book with him to get more ideas on a sensual bath, or leave it for him to find and read on his own. After you’ve taken several fun baths together and he has no problems letting the vibrating sponge wander, you are ready to graduate on to your next toy! Just remember to let him know it is about enhancing the pleasure for both of you if he still has any qualms.

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I’m going to share with you what has been my most popular oral sex trick for years. All of my friends have reported back with rave reviews, and it is quite simple. When you start to give your man a blow job, before you really get into it, tease him for a while. I like to pretend his penis is an ice cream cone! I know it sounds silly, but it really works! Think about how you eat an ice cream cone. You lick it from bottom to top, or around and around. Just occasionally you put the whole thing in your mouth. Sometimes you have to catch that melting bit before it drips off. Do this for a few minutes before you really get into the sucking and see for yourself how much he loves it!

Do you need a little more convincing to pretend it’s an ice cream cone? Well wouldn’t you know there is a banana split flavored Happy Penis Massage Cream? Just rub some on and lick the yummy banana split away! It will even do double duty- taste great for you and make him feel warm and tingly.

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